golspie--disqus
golspie
golspie--disqus

Up yours.

Up yours.

He looks like Shrek.

He looks like Shrek.

You - and he - are a pair of twats.

You - and he - are a pair of twats.

'Splooshing', you mean.

'Splooshing', you mean.

"In just a couple of years, Channing Tatum has quietly, unexpectedly turned into a genuine movie star."

"In just a couple of years, Channing Tatum has quietly, unexpectedly turned into a genuine movie star."

Is that a Michelle Obama crack? Shame on you.

Is that a Michelle Obama crack? Shame on you.

Sorry, but what do you mean by that?

Sorry, but what do you mean by that?

No, I don't work for you. Fuck off, cripple.

No, I don't work for you. Fuck off, cripple.

Go on then.

Go on then.

Asta was the name of the dog-actor. Can't remember the name of the actual dog-character.

Asta was the name of the dog-actor. Can't remember the name of the actual dog-character.