For fuck's sake, that goody box wasn't put together by Blake, Adam and Homo, it was put together by 47 year old publicist, Rebekkah Shwartz in her one room office in Tarzana.

For fuck's sake, that goody box wasn't put together by Blake, Adam and Homo, it was put together by 47 year old publicist, Rebekkah Shwartz in her one room office in Tarzana.

Yeah, but that's my point. It *doesn't* make him appear wise and mystic.. It makes him appear a tongue-tied lying douche. The guy is supposed to be a jedi consul, for god's sale, one of the pantheon of great jedi, and he can't come up with something better than 'the truth from my point of view'. For fuck's sake why…

Yeah, but that's my point. It *doesn't* make him appear wise and mystic.. It makes him appear a tongue-tied lying douche. The guy is supposed to be a jedi consul, for god's sale, one of the pantheon of great jedi, and he can't come up with something better than 'the truth from my point of view'. For fuck's sake why…

Or Montgomery, Robert c/o Night Must Fall House, Spookyville, Murdershire?

Or Montgomery, Robert c/o Night Must Fall House, Spookyville, Murdershire?

So how many people in the office are actually gay? It can't be all of them surely?

So how many people in the office are actually gay? It can't be all of them surely?

Agreed, Even worse than the Dalton ones and that's saying something.

Agreed, Even worse than the Dalton ones and that's saying something.

I can tell you precisely the moment that George Lucas fired all the scriptwriters and started doing the dialogue himself. It when Kenobi came back and said the line:

I can tell you precisely the moment that George Lucas fired all the scriptwriters and started doing the dialogue himself. It when Kenobi came back and said the line:

The dialogue in the new James Bond movies. The two scriptwriters they have had in place since halfway through the Brosnan films have the worst tin ear for 'wit' and 'repartee' I've ever heard. George Macdonald Fraser and Roald Dahl are turning in their graves.

The dialogue in the new James Bond movies. The two scriptwriters they have had in place since halfway through the Brosnan films have the worst tin ear for 'wit' and 'repartee' I've ever heard. George Macdonald Fraser and Roald Dahl are turning in their graves.

I heard George wanted to replace the 'I know' with 'Fuck you'.

I heard George wanted to replace the 'I know' with 'Fuck you'.

Re: Stoppard,

Re: Stoppard,

Prison in Norway is like the Opal Suite in a boutique hotel overlooking the beach anywhere else.

Prison in Norway is like the Opal Suite in a boutique hotel overlooking the beach anywhere else.