Passengers will please refrain
From flushing toilets while the train
Is standing in the station, I love you.

Passengers will please refrain
From flushing toilets while the train
Is standing in the station, I love you.

" What did Mark Twain say about cats jumping on a hot stove?"

" What did Mark Twain say about cats jumping on a hot stove?"

The reason that your mom thought your choice of allowing your sister to read 'The Song of Fire and Ice' books was barmy is that they're appallingly badly written, the worst kind of mouthbreathing fanfic. The fact they Martin is also a fat old perve with an incest fetish doesn't help.

The reason that your mom thought your choice of allowing your sister to read 'The Song of Fire and Ice' books was barmy is that they're appallingly badly written, the worst kind of mouthbreathing fanfic. The fact they Martin is also a fat old perve with an incest fetish doesn't help.

I saw the first film of The Andromeda Strain. Excellent flick.

I saw the first film of The Andromeda Strain. Excellent flick.

But 'You've Lost That Loving Feeling' is a masterpiece!

But 'You've Lost That Loving Feeling' is a masterpiece!

I understand people vehemently criticising Israel; what I don't understand is why they focus on this one country for their outraged vehemence, utterly ignoring other geopolitical situations that are - by their criteria - precisely the same or, mostly, much, much worse.

I understand people vehemently criticising Israel; what I don't understand is why they focus on this one country for their outraged vehemence, utterly ignoring other geopolitical situations that are - by their criteria - precisely the same or, mostly, much, much worse.

Not really. The Jewish academic tradition tends to be highly literate.

Not really. The Jewish academic tradition tends to be highly literate.

McFarland is by no means a 'big rapey guy'.

McFarland is by no means a 'big rapey guy'.

If that's 'the funniest part of the episode' then this show isn't going to be renewed.

If that's 'the funniest part of the episode' then this show isn't going to be renewed.

I agree. Proofread this filler, you cheap hack.

I agree. Proofread this filler, you cheap hack.