I don't know why everyone is so surprised that Philip Phillips one. A lot of people in the comments section were calling this from halfway through the season. I was pretty sure he would win, not because he was particularly good but because he was at least a distinctive and individual unlike Jessica who came across as…

I don't know why everyone is so surprised that Philip Phillips one. A lot of people in the comments section were calling this from halfway through the season. I was pretty sure he would win, not because he was particularly good but because he was at least a distinctive and individual unlike Jessica who came across as…

Post regg'd, Yoshida.

Post regg'd, Yoshida.

If the finale show proved anything it showed that the star of the entire series was Skylar. The camera loves her, and her rapport with the crowd and her fellow singers was great. She even blew Reba off the stage in their duet. When Jessica and Phillip mare just dusty bones in a roadside ditch, Skylar's name will still…

If the finale show proved anything it showed that the star of the entire series was Skylar. The camera loves her, and her rapport with the crowd and her fellow singers was great. She even blew Reba off the stage in their duet. When Jessica and Phillip mare just dusty bones in a roadside ditch, Skylar's name will still…

Chaka Khan was not wise to wear a bodystocking. It made her look like a sausage skin overstuffed with mechanically recovered lard.

Chaka Khan was not wise to wear a bodystocking. It made her look like a sausage skin overstuffed with mechanically recovered lard.

She does indeed sing like a bird; but she acts like a wet flannel.

She does indeed sing like a bird; but she acts like a wet flannel.

I don't like Jessica. Her absence of personality angers and offends me. Her performances are perfect but there's nothing original or sincere to them. It doesn't help that this sixteen year old girl has been made up and dresses like she's thirty-five. At least you know that with Philip Phillpson Phillips, there's a…

I don't like Jessica. Her absence of personality angers and offends me. Her performances are perfect but there's nothing original or sincere to them. It doesn't help that this sixteen year old girl has been made up and dresses like she's thirty-five. At least you know that with Philip Phillpson Phillips, there's a…

He's not mean. It's the truth, it hurts! Hurts like a white-hot poker jammed up your puckered hole!

He's not mean. It's the truth, it hurts! Hurts like a white-hot poker jammed up your puckered hole!

He he! How you lefties fume at the bad man saying the bad things!

He he! How you lefties fume at the bad man saying the bad things!

Who the fuck said it was? It's the review of an episode of a TV show.

Who the fuck said it was? It's the review of an episode of a TV show.

Like, why would I bother reading the review if I then had to watch the show to find out what happened?

Like, why would I bother reading the review if I then had to watch the show to find out what happened?