What's that drool on the floor? Is it yours?

Why don't we just say what we're all thinking: we hope he tries to pass a kidney stone the size of a comet and his cock blows up?

I was a little bnemused by the shoulder rub that Phillip Phillipson was giving Joshua as they both awaited the results. I guess that as the son of a pawnbroker, a Jim Thompson character if I ever read one, he's probably sold a handjob or two behind the store for meth money.

"They could have sung Mozart's Unfinished Symphony!"

God, I can't stand Andy. Every second he's on screen my finger is jabbing the 'FF' button.

What does Bill Murray say to Scarlet Johansson at the end of 'Lost In Translation'?

The real mystery of the Sandman mythos was how did Vertigo let Neil Gaiman make it so boring in the last half?

Kevin Spacey!

Yeah, it was all explained in the book. I guess people don't read any more.

Ugh. Not me. She was Cyndi Lauper as a goth.

Meatloaf will do anything for love "…but he won't do that".

I am not sure that Joshua gives 'raw emotion' though. He adds the same wailing melisma to every song he's sung. The one time he didn't do that - his blazing upbeat performance of Runaway Baby - he was sent down to into the bottom three like some common pigmy.

Me neither. I never bought a thing derived from American Idol. I did bittorrent Crystal Bowersox's 'Farmer's Daughter' but only out of loyalty, not because I liked it.

I have never voted and I never will. Partly because I live in the UK and partly because I hate democracy.

I agree with Zulkey: these four finalists are deadly dull. None of them are tremendously original, none of them seem to have evolved above the level of hometown karaoke champ. Jessica in particular gets my goat. She may be a flawless performer but she's not capable of invention or innovation. As a very talented…

Just like the Wachowski sisters!

If you're a Stalinist, sure.

Really? You're an Anne Heche fan? I didn't think they existed. Who are you? I'm guessing you're probably not Steve Martin or Ellen.

I wonder who she sucked off or buggered or fisted to get this gig.

Strange.