Not even your gig as Djibouti's highest-paid male prostitute?

What I like about this show is that it's all about the job. Many US sitcoms feel the need to round out characters by bringing in their home-life, to make them 'relatable'. We don't even know if the Vice-President is married, let alone about her adorable mop-topped children, including Gary the smart-aleck rascal, that…

Statham 4D: Outta Time!

Well, what about all the dying boys who are wishing he'd be voted off? Don't they get a look in?

I'd see that - but with Andy Serkis as the Ugly.

…Mr. Statham is of course fresh from his triumphant Broadway understudying of Jodie Foster in "Little Man Tate"

I know this might sound heretical but Guy 'Pressed Wildflowers' Pierce was prety kick-ass in The Lock-Out.

I'm looking forward to Statham II: The Stathaming.

Why isn't he battling obesity in our children's schools?

James Hong is brilliant.

Or a golf cart.

Perhaps as Trigorin in Chekhov's 'The Seagull'?

This could have been such a good line:

What's his problem? If it's gallstones, no wonder he looks like he's under torture.

Does anyone else get the impression that Nigel Farrage is using Jimmy's comments to send a message to the panel? I mean, he didn't cut the Orange Goblin's comment: 'When the judges agree all the time, I fall asleep'. I imagine Nigel goes to sleep every night with Machiavelli's 'Discourses' on his bedside table. And…

Does anyone else get the impression that Nigel Farrage is using Jimmy's comments to send a message to the panel? I mean, he didn't cut the Orange Goblin's comment: 'When the judges agree all the time, I fall asleep'. I imagine Nigel goes to sleep every night with Machiavelli's 'Discourses' on his bedside table. And…

I hope Skylar takes it. She's natural and good-humoured and, it helps of course, that she's a country and western diamond. Let's hope people will overlook the fact that she looks like Tyrion Lannister's older brother in a fright wig.

So Casey Abrahams had a nervious breakdown and joined the Weathermen, did he? And then became a tenured professor of Applied Jazz at Bowdoin?

Yes, but Ben *has* moved in.

I wish Andy was leaving for good as well as Robert California, And Nellie too.