Perhaps the only time ever that he has made a vagina wet.

HOW AMAZING WOULD IT BE IF THEY ROASTED HILLARY AND GENERALLY ACTED AS THOUGH SHE WERE THE SITTING PRESIDENT, a la HILLARYBEATTRUMP.ORG

Not actual Democrats, no. Of course not.

The Supreme Court is hearing a couple of gerrymandering cases this year, so depending on how they rule, we might see something like that in every state.

What you have right here is why the South lost the Civil War.

I was going to suggest that we do our own snowflake coloring book of Trumpanzees but then I realized it’s boring if the only crayon you get to use is white.

WITHOUT BEING PAID A FUCKING DIME. She did it for free, as was expected of the spouse of a powerful man because God forbid she should be recompensed for doing a full time job of national importance.

Oh don’t think I didn’t notice her “Hillary would have been a bad president” aside. Because apparently when the rest of us were desperately campaigning to avoid the nightmare that is our political reality, homegirl was working on her book deal and complaining about Hillary not fitting her “values” enough. And then…

Pay no attention to the Cheeto behind the curtain!

Don’t forget the investment opportunities in the for profit prison sector. THIS IS SERIOUSLY A REAL THING. For profit prisons are looking for investors.

He rocks the disheveled look most of the movie. You’ll like it.

there are really great streams of hidden figures online. i love going to the movie theater, but i’ve been dealing with health issues so i just don’t have the time these days. so i took a “me night,” found a stream, poured some wine, and got in the bathtub. it was amazing and i highly recommend it.

A lot, honestly ☺— thanks for the kind words.

I would assume “getting the mind and body ready for vegas” would involve a shit ton of marb lights and vodka tonics.

Tell me about it. I held in my love for Britney for yeeeaaarrsss when I was in college and she and the other pop tarts were becoming popular. But now I could not give two fucks if anyone knows that when I hear “It’s Britney Bitch” my pasty white ass is getting down.

Not a TI fan, but “Whatever You Like” is a goddamn guilty pleasure, and I will always hear it out if it comes on the radio.

OMG, more incredibly useful information! Thank you so much! I’m going to call right away. That guy burns my buttons.

there’s no one at the wheel? is this meant to be a metaphor for her life right now?

Me.

When my son was diagnosed with Type 1 I was crushed, he was so small (9 months) and covered in bruises from failed attempts to get an IV placed. It was horrible and dark and I asked them what we would do and how would he live and they said “don’t worry, we have Mary Tyler Moore. She has Type 1 and she still does…