"I, in no way, ever thought or tried to steal a baby."

I don't think you realize how bad hunger is, and how strict some places are with their policies.

Oh good. Three more young black kids who have learned early to never, ever call the cops. Nice job Officer Friendly.

Things I have experienced as a Disney cast member:

My boss sat the entire company down one morning in the boardroom for a very important meeting.

TALKING TO MORE THAN ONE EMPLOYEE ABOUT THE FACT THAT THEY HAVE URINATED THEMSELVES

I loved gURL.com! They also had a web hosting component for a while called gURLpages. I learned how to build webpages there. I never used a template, and it was very empowering to teach myself HTML and Javascript. They had a weekly featured gURLpage, and my page was featured once! I had a blog on my site, and I got…

In other gURL observations: 1. I totally forgot that their logo included a fist punching. 2. This online web chat from 1999 with McDonald, Odes and Drill on CNN is a great piece of internet history.

To be fair, most of the criticism I heard for Lucy was that it was super racist. So, is it okay to champion a racist-ass film as long as it has a female lead? I think most people would think not.

You know, I had this crazy thought.

As people explained on Reddit, were this girl to have an Icelandic middle name, she could go by that while still legally being Harriet on her Irish passport.

Um, you've got it opposite. NO INDUSTRY protects its workers by manually screening gifs and other content. I've never worked for a company that had people manually screening every email I got to make sure I never received an offensive gif. And eliminating burner accounts just makes it slightly harder for trolls to…

I'm not gonna start throwing some of the words around that others have been. A race track is no place to walk around waving your arms around. To suggest he did it on purpose is ridiculous. HOWEVER, to make the decision to race later in NASCAR, if true, is a potentially stupid and insensitive mistake.

Seems like overkill but I imagine it would be brilliant if your baby had known health problems.

Because too many of them lie about doing it for medical reasons, so when they are served gluten filled food and don't react it reinforces the idea that people who request gluten free foods are just being difficult, when in reality it could cause serious problems.

This is essentially Vogon erotic poetry. Everybody panic.

I love that girl, but what ball player wouldn't have at least a comfortable, plush couch, if not a second bedroom? First time together, he asks to fuck, she says no, yet sleeps in the same bed with a relative stranger. Not a smart move.

Thank God!

I believe that phenomenon is known as "doppelbangers."

Zack is perfect as someone who can stop time, as he did it how many times an episode, to break 4th wall? the tendency to break the 4th wall alone sets him as a perfect addition