You know, I had this crazy thought.

He should feel more empowered to take control of his books.

Yup. It's silly that he's acting like the narrative he has complete control over is somehow out of his hands.

Except that doesn't explain why none of the viewpoint characters are gay.

I think the important thing is that Yondu is still Peter's dad by default no-matter what, and that's how he seems to see himself, no matter if he was the guy who actually knocked up Peter's mom and ditched town or not.

As people explained on Reddit, were this girl to have an Icelandic middle name, she could go by that while still legally being Harriet on her Irish passport.

Wanna hear something weirder? For some strange reason, in Brazil Orko IS named Gorpo, even though he kept the O on his chest.

the random part was always important to me. Peter was randomly given the powers of a spider. It could have been anyone, any kid could have been spider-man. And they took that away in the new spider-man movies.

The faces of Dick and Alfred are just great as they realize a seven year old figured out in ten seconds what hordes of bad guys haven't been able to in years.

Reconstructed sentient superweapon from time immemorial? MULTIPASS!

Phillip J Fry. He's LITERALLY his own grandpa!

Um, you've got it opposite. NO INDUSTRY protects its workers by manually screening gifs and other content. I've never worked for a company that had people manually screening every email I got to make sure I never received an offensive gif. And eliminating burner accounts just makes it slightly harder for trolls to…

I'm not gonna start throwing some of the words around that others have been. A race track is no place to walk around waving your arms around. To suggest he did it on purpose is ridiculous. HOWEVER, to make the decision to race later in NASCAR, if true, is a potentially stupid and insensitive mistake.

Seems like overkill but I imagine it would be brilliant if your baby had known health problems.

I feel the same way about every movie filmed in New York City

Maybe he is our new Shatner.

Because too many of them lie about doing it for medical reasons, so when they are served gluten filled food and don't react it reinforces the idea that people who request gluten free foods are just being difficult, when in reality it could cause serious problems.

the doctor telling Halle Berry she's pregnant would count.

This is essentially Vogon erotic poetry. Everybody panic.

Zack is perfect as someone who can stop time, as he did it how many times an episode, to break 4th wall? the tendency to break the 4th wall alone sets him as a perfect addition