There is a weird paradox where successful single men on a general level prefer women who are (or create the illusion of being) fiscally needy and emotionally fulfilled. Successful single women tend to be the exact opposite.

That's the amazing part. He impersonated a contractor, not a federal employee.

That's what makes this whole thing especially redic. Vegas clubs are tourist attractions. There is a reason why they they have to employ hot people to dance in them. The reason is that the majority of the attendees are middle aged and thick middled.

Yeah, but it's Vegas, where most of the money is generated from tourists. Usually people who are traveling to party plan ahead (like this woman) and that gives the club the ability to create the illusion of exclusivity by limiting their walk in comps to 9s and 10s.

Oh yeah, I agree. I mean from the POV of a bystander. If you're walking along and see kids in a hot car. As long as you approach the car respectfully, you can ask them if they need your help. It's when the kid is too little or disabled to be able to understand if they need help that it's really hard to figure out what…

The haircut thing makes no sense to me because it's one of the few consumer places that always has a waiting area.

I feel like in this situation the kids were old enough to ask for help and apparently did, in which case, go for it. The times that are harder to call are when the child is too small to ask for help or are strapped into a car seat.

This happened to me too! I'm surprised to realize that I'm still upset about it years after I stopped playing.

I've always liked her in a general sense, but lately every time she opens her mouth, she comes off as smart and reasonable. Most people who have been famous as long as her either devolve into a mess or evolve into someone who is extremely out of touch with the world. She seems like she goes out of her way to maintain…

I feel like "medical history" as justification is just bunk. Wouldn't that purpose have been better served with an anonymized medical history report put together by the agency that the donor is legally obligated to update in the case of serious illness?

I bet you anything she had worn the dress a million times with tights and no one had ever had a problem, she wears it without them one day, some jerk adult makes a mistake and instead of letting her go, decided to double down just to be a dick.

The problem with Morello's story is that she would have been charged with terrorism if she really had made a bomb. I think they went just a little too far for plausibility.

Doesn't it seem strange that someone felt compelled to call the police and take video, but not to stay long enough to see if the mother would come back?

Virginia Woolf did the same thing with Vogue in 1924. They took her to shop in Paris, but she ended up posing in a dress of her mother's because she didn't like how the clothes fit.

In the case of the first letter, is it possible that the letter writer's boyfriend and the bride have a thing in their past they don't want to rehash? It's the most logical thing to me. Either some kind of fight or romantic attraction or something?

I'm more surprised that anyone doesn't immediately understand what Beyonce means by surfboard/t.

Yeah, but in his case it's a "Look Exactly Like the Dad on Growing Pains" clock. Every passing year, he looks a little less sexy and little more like his Dad. Middle age is going to hit him hard. Still a pretty good singer though.

I think they just mean "real" as in "someone who actually bought the item and it isn't a tailored, styled sometimes photoshopped version."

I thought this skit was her coming out. I really did. It's somewhat tonally different from most SNL skits.

I did the same and was shocked to realize that she isn't ugly at all. I probably wouldn't be able to pick her out of a line up of women you see at Whole Foods.