In the case of the first letter, is it possible that the letter writer's boyfriend and the bride have a thing in their past they don't want to rehash? It's the most logical thing to me. Either some kind of fight or romantic attraction or something?

I'm more surprised that anyone doesn't immediately understand what Beyonce means by surfboard/t.

Yeah, but in his case it's a "Look Exactly Like the Dad on Growing Pains" clock. Every passing year, he looks a little less sexy and little more like his Dad. Middle age is going to hit him hard. Still a pretty good singer though.

I think they just mean "real" as in "someone who actually bought the item and it isn't a tailored, styled sometimes photoshopped version."

I thought this skit was her coming out. I really did. It's somewhat tonally different from most SNL skits.

I did the same and was shocked to realize that she isn't ugly at all. I probably wouldn't be able to pick her out of a line up of women you see at Whole Foods.

Part of his problem is that he's someone who always uses 10 words when 3 would do. It doesn't work for sound bite culture. Well, it does in the sense that it makes him sound like he said something crazy when in reality he was just speaking in paragraphs.

James probably did the film as part of an already binding studio contract. It's cheaper for Vivid to count it towards the count in a current studio contract with an unusually profitable title, rather than opening the (back?) door for other adjustments.

Pro-tip: "Calling her out" is the quickest way to turn a legitimate "maybe another time" into a "hell fucking no."

It's just a pity that she has it all ass backwards. People were only interested in her because of her behavior. She's the ultimate drama teacher's daughter. She's obviously been studying acting all of her life, but she just doesn't have any natural talent to speak of. No charisma outside of still images. She's short…

I hate be a spoiler but this whole show is about Skye becoming a superhero. It is literally the primary arc.

When most women make a stink about wanting to see "real women" they aren't necessarily talking about any particular size of a woman. They just mean a woman born of a mother that wasn't created with compositing.

I'd be excited if they announced that Sif was joining the team. This is probably going to be a half step more than any of the other cameos we've gotten. Actually, just one actual, legit superhero (who isn't Skye) on the team would make a huge difference. Buffy law of the Whedonverse.

Ryan Murphy tweeted a picture from the set with Gabourey Sidibe and Lily Rabe in it, so my money is that she wakes up and resurrects everyone that she can.

I thought it was Baron Samedi until Marie called him Papa Legba to his face. Even when she first told Fiona, I assumed she meant that Baron Samedi and Papa Legba were working together. Baron Samedi is the one who wears a skullface outfit and loves drugs. Papa Legba is more of a regular old man in appearance.…