Shouldn’t it be “wows”, not “wow’s”? Nothing belongs to the wow. It’s not short for “wow is”.

Because it looks badass as hell? Because inside a ton of us there’s a little dude/dudette that loves the idea of riding in on a horse, regardless of situation, to save the day? 

I know it’s cheating a little bit, because it’s based on a role-playing game, but the original Dragonlance novels by Margaret Weis and Tracy Hickman had this feeling for me. I was reading them around the same time I played Final Fantasy IV for the first time, and the whole form-a-party, split-it-up, and…

This...this is BUTTER, anyway. 

Bad person. Go sit in the corner.

This. At least once a week. I get laughed at, and I care not. 

Until they fix Mass Effect, Bioware can have exactly zero of my dollars. They took what was not only my favorite video game series, but one of my favorite settings and storylines from ANY media, and then forced it into a crappy new package with Andromeda. It just wasn’t any fun to play at all. What a freaking mess.

Not. As. Good. As. Wild Wild West???

Especially not when you’re the butt of the joke.

I have no words for this.

Dammit, Bobby, NO!

He absolutely is the kind of guy who’ll rant and rave at about his favorite sports team. I can see him foaming at the mouth and threatening a referee with bloody death.

Hux: manic Screamy McScreamerson. Boy, is he good at the screaming. I love him so.

I planned on powering my evil, world-dominating empire with statues. This isn’t a good plan???

You win. The keyboard is no longer functional and I’m putting eggs on the store list for tonight. Thank you for that.

Definitely came here to talk about the pasta sauces. They’re great, and MUCH cheaper than even crappy Prego here in my area. The mushroom- and cheese-stuffed tortellinis are good, too (the ones that are shelf-stable and don’t have to be refrigerated). They’re handy when you’re in a big darn hurry, that’s for sure. …

Pickled pig’s feet. I don’t care if I live south of the Mason-Dixon line, that stuff’s just WRONG.

Yes. Especially if it’s salsa verde. I may have just drooled on my laptop keyboard.