I know it’s cheating a little bit, because it’s based on a role-playing game, but the original Dragonlance novels by Margaret Weis and Tracy Hickman had this feeling for me. I was reading them around the same time I played Final Fantasy IV for the first time, and the whole form-a-party, split-it-up, and…

This...this is BUTTER, anyway. 

Bad person. Go sit in the corner.

This. At least once a week. I get laughed at, and I care not. 

Until they fix Mass Effect, Bioware can have exactly zero of my dollars. They took what was not only my favorite video game series, but one of my favorite settings and storylines from ANY media, and then forced it into a crappy new package with Andromeda. It just wasn’t any fun to play at all. What a freaking mess.

Especially not when you’re the butt of the joke.

I have no words for this.

You win. The keyboard is no longer functional and I’m putting eggs on the store list for tonight. Thank you for that.

Definitely came here to talk about the pasta sauces. They’re great, and MUCH cheaper than even crappy Prego here in my area. The mushroom- and cheese-stuffed tortellinis are good, too (the ones that are shelf-stable and don’t have to be refrigerated). They’re handy when you’re in a big darn hurry, that’s for sure. …

Pickled pig’s feet. I don’t care if I live south of the Mason-Dixon line, that stuff’s just WRONG.

Yes. Especially if it’s salsa verde. I may have just drooled on my laptop keyboard.