I’m just going to take this opportunity to say how much I love those dorky-ass Charles-Samuel-Spike commercials during the NCAAs.

I read that headline as “Barkley would kill Bayless if Bayless was terminally ill.” I guess that would be better? Because Bayless was gonna die soon anyway?

I hate having those unexpected ejectulations when reaching first base.

“it’s pretty obviously time for everyone involved here to take a step back and relax before something happens that everyone regrets.”

Chew, swallow, and shit. Three of the three criteria my baby needed to pass to leave the NICU last week.

Side note: It makes me sad to remember how Paul Ryan used to be the most right-wing asshole in government I could think of. :(

Fed takes it earlier now than Agassi ever did, and Agassi I think was the cleanest, earliest ball-striker of his era.

Let’s see, on one hand TO and Moss were “not nice teammates”, on the other Marvin Harrison may or may not have actually killed someone, hmmm....

“TO and Moss shouldn’t be in there!”, says the guy who’s only in there because Peyton fell into his lap in 1998.

Bill knows that Marvin killed it every time he was on the field, and was never gun shy about taking guys out over the middle.

So she’s suggesting that people physically assault people concerned about sexual assaults?

because at the edge of the earth is where you find happiness and the Illuminati are trying to keep you away from it.

That’s what THEY want you to believe. #staywoke

He does make a good point: it sure is awfully convenient that it takes 24 hours for the Earth to rotate, and a year to orbit the Sun.

the only thing i care about in football is when the winning team lines up to gently kiss the tip of the president’s penis and receive a championship muffin

In other related stories: Who the hell is Rodney McGruder?

Follow your heart, buddy.

What if you discover that the goat is your true love?