Should have stuck to the rivers and the lakes that they used to

The best part is where the Cops don’t shoot them both dead.

...and, gruesomely, “clean-up costs.” 

You have to stick with the manly man’s Gawker properties narrative: Deadspin and Jalopnik are Good Blogs Frequented By Manly Men Who Have Disdain For Nerds, Geeks, Women, Liberal Hipsters, The Gays And SJWs.