Off-topic, but Bill Skarsgård looks like who Hollywood would cast to play Steve Buschemi.

I am sick to death of them trying to make Superman a Jesus figure. If you want to go there, he’s a Moses-figure, dagnabbit. 

Should have stuck to the rivers and the lakes that they used to

The best part is where the Cops don’t shoot them both dead.

For the LOVE OF JOHN MOSES BROWNING

Would someone please TEACH ANDREW LINCOLN HOW TO POINT A GUN CORRECTLY

...and, gruesomely, “clean-up costs.” 

You have to stick with the manly man’s Gawker properties narrative: Deadspin and Jalopnik are Good Blogs Frequented By Manly Men Who Have Disdain For Nerds, Geeks, Women, Liberal Hipsters, The Gays And SJWs.