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Well you asked about how you could be wrong so.....

McDonalds and Coke, here is my unsolicited advice that will save your companies.

Pepsi drinkers are terrible people with terrible tastes.

"we concluded that adult films must remain just that, a product for adults. That's why we decided not to renew Mrs. Laurent-Auger's contract." ...not: 'that's why we decided to talk to the pupils about responsible internet use'? No, good, fine.

Ha ha, we shop together every week, because we don't have a car and it takes two of us to carry the groceries home.

In all fairness, it's not a bad practice to consult with the spouse before making a big purchase. My husband and I both do it (especially if it's something that would mean, say, putting less from that paycheck in savings).

Well, I still ask "if" I can buy stuff (ok, over a certain amount JUST for me on a whim). But it's more a politeness an an obligation. I know I can buy it! But the money is both of ours now. Asking recognises that and respects that money out of my pocket is money out of his. That being said, he'd never say no either.…

" 'a type of therapy that helps couples prepare for marriage. Premarital counseling can help ensure that you and your partner have a strong, healthy relationship — giving you a better chance for a stable and satisfying marriage. Premarital counseling can also help you identify weaknesses that could become bigger…

Someone is going to hate your wedding no matter what you do. If a Friday works for you, your fiance and your families (including your friends who are basically family), then book the Friday. Although you do have to be ok with the idea that people might decline to attend who might have been able to make the Saturday.

By the time we got married, my husband and I had been living together for five years and had a joint bank account for four. We had long ago had the big conversations about kids, etc. We had also long ago known about and dealt with each other's flaws. I guess I just assumed most modern couples did all this stuff before…

I think the "first year is hard" is mainly a holdover from the days when (1) people didn't live together first and (2) guys didn't do shit around the house. So you've got people fighting about cleaning, and dudes asking where's my dinner, and women stressing about learning to make casserole. Don't think there's much…

Yea, I think people hate Friday weddings. It's easy to get caught up in with your closest family and very best friend who will take the day off and/or travel to be there, of course it doesn't matter to them and yay, the whole weekend to celebrate! But if you have other people coming who aren't as die hard, it kind of…

The adage that the first year of marriage is the hardest, I staunchly believe, was created because living together with your partner for the first time is HARD. And also that people frequently married without dating long enough. Our first year of marriage was in no way near as challenging as when we first moved in…

Celebrating 12 years today, and while we've been in difficult circumstances, it hasn't been difficult to be married.

Whoa. I Thee Dread recently followed me, so I guess I am out of the grays and have the power to bring others out of the grays. When I just starred your post, it turned from gray to black before my eyes. I feel...bizarrely powerful. Like I am magic. A benevolent magician, solidifying people with magnanimity.

Luckily, as a feminist I doubt any cannibals would want to eat me at all, what with being so bitter.

I have no idea why bisexuals would perform worse in metrics, or what the threshold for "bisexual" used in this study was. It is not even clear to me whether I would qualify as "gay" or "bisexual" according to such stratification. Regardless, if I had to guess, bisexuals do worse in matters of mental health primarily…

"You also, you know, have the option to just have sex for the sake of intimacy "

Except we have absolutely no desire to do this, to have sex for any reason.

"Asexuality isn't really an orientation, so much as a psychological and or hormone issue."

People trying to tell me that it's just a hormone issue is why I so seldom…