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I legit had to check what the date of this article was, since the headline applies to pretty much every.fuckin.day since 2016.

“Or maybe the problem is deeper than that. Maybe we’re importing people from places whose values are simply antithetical to ours,” he went on. “This cannot continue. It’s not sustainable. No country can import large numbers of people who hate it and survive. The Romans were the last to try that, with predictable

agreed -- I want someone who has a legit chance to unseat Mitch McConnell -- and an AOC style candidate just won’t cut it in Kentucky ...

No way - I thought this was Zach Galifianakis!

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...especially this circular firing squad that is our immigration system

Alabama is a “Stand your Ground” state — so the shooter is in the clear.

well, I think Williamson would be scary -- I would normally chuckle at the possibility of  someone like her winning nomination and election -- but then again that’s how we got #45...

Can’t star this enough...

I mean, that’s fine, I guess ... but there are better options

I bet San Diegans are now wondering whether they had a better option few months back ...

Really?? This passes as “hot” these days?

Can someone explain to me the contorted logic this Administration is using to blame congress for what’s happening to these children? The Flores decision specifically prohibits separation of families unless the children’s well-being are in danger, and if separated there are clear protocols and time constraints on how

Definitely a glitch in the Matrix

I wonder if the onboard computer system start blaring SOS signals to Musk headquarters as it slowly is missing body parts ..

ugh that’s heart-breaking - hope she’s ok. I absolutely love her projects and the energy she brings to each of them...

I think you just got hired to replace Sarah Sanders.

Definitely not the dent on my bumper, ” said @CamryDriver

Sheeran has a history of appearing in places no one asked him to be, like Game of Thrones or my car radio whenever I plug my phone into the aux for having the audacity to name a song “The A Team” so it’s the first thing that autoplays. Please, stay away from “Lady Marmalade.”