Jesus. I don’t think I realized how bad it had gotten. I mean kudos to you for living the car nut dream, but you were teetering on hoarder territory there. Once junkyard Kias start to pop up on your property, your hobby starts to officially become a problem. 

“Your dream house contains either a dishwasher or a washing machine, but not both. Which do you pick?”

I don’t think you’re gonna find many people who would give up their washing machine.  Dishwasher is nice but it’s not as nice as a washing machine.

How do you think I feel? I have worked here 5 years. A fifth of my life has been Jalopnik. Yikes.

FCA should buy Harley. All the dinosaurs gotta stick together.

You’d have to buy one of these first and that’ll set you back no less than $10K and then you’d have to buy the kit and install or pay to install it. I guarantee you even a self install will cost you another $10K. Normally I’m leary of these cars too but the two together here is selling for much less than the cost to…

I would hope that being smart about it would include WEARING A DAMN MASK. I don’t think any other country has turned mask-wearing into a political argument. Research is consistently showing that it is effective enough. 

Just be smart about it.

“Be smart about it”, by which you  mean, I assume, that if a bunch of cases are reported in a workplace, that workplace should probably be taking a bunch of measures to make sure it doesn’t spread further, by maybe closing down for a brief period, disinfecting everything, and allowing those with cases to get over…

My dad had personalized plates on his ‘88 Honda Accord Coupé that said “TORCHY.”

One would think vehicles of 2040-2050 will not be using 2020 tech.

Wealthy people didn’t get wealthy by being dumb with money.

Leather can be very hardy. There are some animals that use it as an outer layer of protection against harsh environments. If it suits their needs then I’d imagine it’s tough enough to stand-up against lamb skin soles.

The stock market is not the economy.

TINFOIL HAT TIME

I imagine this is far from the weirdest thing his wife has caught him doing. 

In summary, I think I’d be a perfect fit here at Bane Capital. When can I expect to hear back from you?

Volts are pretty good, yo.

Great news! The chassis could definitely handle more power, and if it’s going to have the same output as what you get in the CX-5 turbo, then this thing suddenly turned into a GTI/Si competitor; but with a much nicer interior.

Well it includes your 401(k)/other investments. I wouldn’t necessarily go by net worth if, for example, you own a home and plan on living in that home in retirement. It’s more of a calculation of how much money you will need to spend in retirement, imo.