I still remember thinking of Alien when I saw my first C-section.

I salute anyone who can do something like that. My wife worked her way up through a memory care unit in an assisted living home, and she has dealt with some truly gross stuff. Me? I can make myself vomit by merely talking about the idea of vomiting.

There isn’t even any blood!

As a nurse I find your definition of gross humorous. That's nothing. This one time while doing a dressing change - ugh - never mind.

Statistically, not being an idiot reduces your odds of injury or death in almost all aspects. You can’t blame a tool for negligent usage, but it’s the firearm’s fault he shot himself, and it’s all our vehicle’s fault that they allow idiots to text while driving, instead of immediately shutting down all portable…

Pools increase your chance of drowning in your backyard

Well, owning a car greatly increases my odds of being injured or killed by a traffic accident. It’s about responsibility in using an object, not the object itself. I can wipe out myself and plenty of others with my car (not a Mustang, by the way) if I choose to, but I use it as properly as I can.

Keeping a loaded,…

title should be negligently shooting himself, not accidentally. accidentally is the gun has a mechanical failure. negligence is leaving the trigger guard open for a foreign object to pull the trigger.

COTD. It’s fine with me that you’re an editor. You deserve it.

Freddy, we’re gonna have one of those meetings later where I talk and you listen.

but who is using a pre-1975 car as their daily driver anyway?

Old cars are specifically exempt from California smog tests because people smarter than you realize they’re a small contributor and eliminating them will just piss a lot of people off without solving anything.

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