All in favor of making Boar Monday a thing say “Aye.”

Get a fucking Sharpie like my mom.

Still not the most useless piece of shit she is associated with, and certainly not the costliest.

Oh, Karen! Silly Karen. The trick is to just buy a super crazy beach towel! Then you’ll always know which one is yours. I suggest this one, because you’re married to a fucking dick.

Veep should win for “im eating so much pussy im shitting clits”

I hope Bob Odenkirk wins for Better Call Saul. The depth that we get to see in that series is so much more than I ever imagined. I fucking love that show.