Caster Semenya isn’t trans, to be clear. And in Fallon Fox’s one fight against a relevant opponent, she lost to a woman who’s since gone 3-4 in UFC.

This is a tough hurdle for me.

when I got my ass handed to me at 9th-grade basketball tryouts and decided to become a queer blogger instead

Two notes:

I don’t know why you rag on THE PATRIOTS CHEAT, man. It’s the best sign anyone has ever brought to a sports game. It makes me actually laugh out loud every time I see it. It’s amazing and you’re a curmudgeon.

I legitimately read that headline to mean that these moms were going to be starring in a porn that their children would then watch. While still horrifying, the truth is far, far less appalling. 

Maximum Derek. 

I have wind chimes instead of a penis!

Lol Fuck em all. Go Tiafoe

Why did you help Tim Marchman cover up the two separate sexual assault allegations against Greg Howard while he was at Deadspin?

I’m sorry, we’re all just going to sit here and take Windy at face value?! The guy is employed because LeBron and his camp trust him, and they’ve been leaking things through him since LeBron was in high school. I don’t even mind Windy, but to think he’s objectively reporting on something here while giving out VERY…

Maybe the wildfires factored in on this? That was the first thing that came to mind.

True story: went to a small high school in northern New England (like 60 kids per class). We had an English exchange student join us for his senior year, and he was, as you might imagine, instantly the best player on our soccer team. EVERY single game he’d get a yellow card for swearing. One game he got double…

Imagine if a genie gave you the option to either be able to dunk a basketball or suck your own cock when you were 14. Talk about a Sophie’s Choice...

I thought that was called a "Snowman"

I wholeheartedly agree with these. People older than 21 who brag about how much they drink are the same people who talk about how far above the speed limit they drove to get somewhere. Neither one of those are accomplishments!

Is this really that surprising? A sporting body has a vested interest in keeping its best players front and center, and a bit of accommodation is probably rightful earned since Federer is the GOAT of the sport. It’s just more glaring because tennis is an individual sport, but really not that  different to the NFL…

Superstars drum up business and money. This is why the UCI presented its rump for a good rogering by Lance Armstrong for all those years

So, as an experienced parent, what are the best children’s’ activities to re-live as an adult, that take you right back to being a kid again?