I know the “Tood” was a typo but there has never been a more apt typo

Apparently, yes I do. Shit. 

Do...do you think Matt Barkley and Jimmy Clausen are the same person?

Oh no, my opponent tried to score on me when there was still time on the clock.

Is every woman in Wisconsin a cutie pie who likes cheese and beer, in their mid-20s with, at least, one kid? And if so, what the fuck am I doing in Cali?

A little background:

This is terrible and wrong. There is no nice spin to it. It’s just bad.

Warren NEVER claimed to be a formal member of any tribe, just that family lore had it that she was descended from Native Americans. She was mocked and vilified for this. But that lore now has been very strongly buttressed by DNA testing.

She isn’t…

I feel like we need a searchable database of all the noteworthy people Dave has pissed off.

You and Herzog:

Wow it’s almost like new coaches are taking over bad teams.

Yeah, calling an official a “thief” is so much worse than saying “are you blind” or something. She’s accusing him of being unethical, which...pretty bad look. 

He's no Steph Curry, it was only a 2.

Pretty good form.  Solid, in the bowl.  Lacks showmanship and it wasn't a swish.  8.5

Wow. This guy is special. Yo Donaldson, if you read this article, be sure to click on the link directly above from goldw, and pay close attention to this:

I can’t say anything because I made Coke/Cola Chicken last night. Cola (I used Dr. Pepper), ketchup, Worcestershire Sauce, onion and garlic power. Mix, heat in a pan, add cooked chicken, simmer for half an hour. Boom. Delicious. It makes a rich barbecue sauce with some great flavor.

It’s a little weird, but not mind blowing.  What’s the difference between dunking and taking a bite then a sip?  It all comes out as poo in the end.

I’ve seen a lot of silly question here, but the bowling one is one of the worst. Saying that bumpers would help you to 300 would be like saying that training wheels would help you win the Tour de France. Makes that little sense.

It’s too nice out to ride bikes. I would rather chill and smoke some lound.

I am probably the only person in my office tower who knows this is happening and yet I am incredibly pumped to see a Froome-less/somewhat neutered Team Sky Vuelta.

To the point where I have had to stop myself from asking my co-workers (or random people on the elevator) who their GC guy is. (Team Nibali here btw).

But I still didn’t hate it, fight me.