He throws his hands up. Don’t you get it?

Whenever my girlfriend or my mom talks a massive amount of shit regarding how unkempt I look.

Why can’t bosses have activities I genuinely like and am good at? I wanna climb the corporate ladder by going to bar trivia or curling. Fuck golf.

My brother had an apartment in somewhat wealthy area of New Jersey. So when he signed his son up for soccer, he ended up on a team with a bunch of wealthy kids. They were always doing soccer fundraisers. It would be like $100 to go golfing for a day.

Not surprising, just sad.

True. One of the “sex” questions on the OK Cupid profile asks if orgasms are the most important part of sex... a surprisingly high number of respondents tick the “yes” box.

Yes a journey- this needs to be emphasized more often and more loudly. I’d much rather have a fun 10-60 minute romp session than a completing a to-do orgasm list. It’s about *having fun* and feeling good.

I asked my wife who was on her Celebrity Cheat list. She had:
1. Leo
2. Brad Pitt
3. Some other predictable dudes

My list, though, was awesome and started with:
1. The local news anchor
2. The woman at the Customer Service counter at our supermarket

Wife didn’t agree w/ my definition of Celebrity

One of my favorite gifs. Everything he does he does better than me. The swing, the bat-flip, the swagger, the socks with shorts. I want to be that five-year-old when I grow up.

Somebody needs to teach that kid that you stick with the babe that’s holding you, not the babe you wish were holding you.

All this yaaaaaaaaaaaaassss! I grew up on a dairy farm and I am SO tired of all the BS natro-pseudo science of people on dairy farms and how “unhealthy and unnatural it is for cows” Cows are domesticated animals. My brother has a large heard of about 250 head. All of them are treated so well and live in pastures/barns…

Also, one of the common diseases cows get is mastitis, which is an infection. Do you really want to drink milk from a sick cow, or do you want the cow to be treated like a person, and get a antibiotic shot to cure the infection? Why do people think having a sick cow and not treating her with an antibiotic is a good…

Maria should have just locked herself in a panic room.

Sharapova says she’s been taking substance since 2006 for magnesium deficiency and irregular ekg results.

What has this world become when we have to feel bad about not getting drunk? :-(

(afraid to say anything)

I wish there were more profiles like this out there about boxers. Hell, maybe they’re out there, and I just don’t know where to look. I know very little about boxing, but the intricacies seem really interesting; I’d love to see more stuff about the techniques and strategies that go into a fight and what makes a…

Depends. Would my sheep get jealous?

What if the goat is your true love and you don’t realize it. So you’d be fucking the goat out of obligation so you can be in love with this other person. But in the end the goat is the one you love and eventually your realize it and soon you’re fucking a person every 3 months to stay in love with the goat. Man these…

No. But run the poll again with the sexy gorilla.