Nothing screams “not ready to be a parent” like inviting friends and family to a party with dangerous weapons and projectiles. 

When I look at his face it seems like it’s not quite the right shape or size, kinda like he got the leftover parts of faces stuck together. Honestly, it kinda creeps me out. That and he only has one expression.

Look at his face, looks like someone who blames people for their woes.

Girl, no. lol.