“Someone remind me why Sanders’ inner circle wrote off the South again?”

My New Years resolution is to have Trump block me on Twitter.

Shit, the War on Christmas is real

Did your professor also have a string of pearls hung next to the article for people to clutch while they read it?

I hear Scott Baio’s gonna sing songs from his unfortunately named album, “The Boys Are Out Tonight.”

*fart noise*

Quelle surprise a rich white woman fails to understand why Asians are mad about her playing a role that was originally written for an Asian. And then proceeds to pull and Asian version of I have a black friend.

Touche. But I think then it would be Leather Settlement.

Is anything ever actually said unless a man says it though, really?

If there’s one Obama conspiracy I hope is true, it’s that he’ll declare martial law and try to claim a 3rd term.

As a native of Michigan, I was unaware that we also had a Kansas City or that it had an airport.

Forget too old. I’ll be damned if I’ll listen to them whitesplain and mansplain to me how we lost the election because we didn’t speak to needs of angry white men. You know, because Hillary totally didn’t have a multi-pronged and detailed jobs and infrastructure program as a central part of her platform or anything.…

I do have to LOL/headdesk/cry at the people who are like, “We could have had Bernie or Joeeeeee!!!”

Trump supporters literally do not care that Trump is enriching himself. He’s a businessman, that’s his job to do business and make money. Who cares! Are you someone who hates success? America is going to be so successful under him, only a total cuck would care that Trump’s going to make himself even more rich because…

If only Trump were subject to rules. Any rules at all. Like wtf is this shit?

Klein was forced to stuff Wildenstein inside a closet to prevent another rabid attack, sources said.

Same. I mean, I’m thinking about 2020 because the next four years are gonna be a long, drawn-out dumpster fire and I can’t wait for them to be over. But I’m with you otherwise. Still depressed she didn’t win because I genuinely like her and she would have been so good at it.

A few years ago, maybe 2013 or 14, Secretary Hillary Clinton came to my work (not Wall Street, tech company) for a fireside chat and to promote her book. She talked at length about her experience as SOS, and one thing she discussed was how much “small offenses” matter to so many leaders and countries around the world,…

“Sorry Barron, it sucks to be scrutinized for every little thing because your parent decided to run for President. But hey, at least you won’t have anyone on the left calling you the First Dog”