He’s been a (relatively) good boy this week, he deserves some play time

Tomorrow begins... The Tantrum

I love that we are finally understanding who she is and what she has been through.

Listen, I’m going to take this as a sign that a long-cursed entity can defeat a racist mascot — and that it can happen twice in one week. Go Hubbies!

The teen’s father told Buzzfeed he’d voted early for Clinton but regretted it, adding, “With the recent developments with my daughter, I can say that I would likely not have voted for either of these clowns if I had it to do over again.”

The Browns and Cutler are destined to be together, and really it’s the only way that Cutler will ever be a sympathetic figure. “yeah man, I feel bad for Cutler, he’s on the Browns now.”

Oh man, you might be half right.

I would like to unsubscribe from this world.

Between the human asshole that is Donald, an actual Weiner, and reminders of Bill’s inability to keep it in his pants, it has never been clearer why we need more women in power.

Not every day a guy flashes two windbreakers.

Please let this election end already. It just feels so weird rooting for Megyn Kelly for something.

Complicated system of levers & pulleys.

It’s less than the cost of fixing his hair for each and every outdoor rally.

gotta love the implicit assumption that groping is done for the purposes of attracting a person.

Yeah I would have appreciated a NSFW tag.

I just threw up in my mouth a little.

I also hate this commercial. WHY that wig?! And why does Intestines Lady become sad when her intestines are no longer experiencing pain and discomfort?!?!

I miss them already you guys

The trial is supposed to start on Election Day? Damn, that’s bad timing for him.

Who guzzles milk so he’ll grow tall?