SHE had a baby.

Why are we as women obliged to mother anything?

If the Texans want to light up the scoreboard on offense they're going to need at least 100 watts.

Haha, was wondering if someone was going to request it. That's me with the nose ring. This is pretty much how I looked all night.

Big deal. Even if he walks from this case Hernandez has got to know he is still in big time trouble. With the league's new personal conduct policy, he's facing a six, maybe even eight game suspension.

Hearsay, most likely, that somehow under Massachusetts law doesn't fall into one of the myriad exceptions to the rule.

BTW Remind me, when does committing a felony requires a Judge Dredd execution on the street?

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This is my favorite thing you write all year. The pathos, the whip-saw between guilt and desire, the bone deep self-loathing of comfortable white liberals. Soooo Good. fuck, I gotta go jerk off.

Here's all you need to know about how to deal with a complainer:

Everything you have done up until this point in your life happened so that you might bring me this post. God bless you, Mr. Trout. God bless you.

Someone has to buy it.

No love for collateral damage Karl Myers?

One of the reasons I love being a nurse? Draining shit like this.

SO. SATISFYING.

Wolves became dogs during the past 10K years or so, but that doesn't count because Warner probably believes the Earth is younger than that.

In viruses we've seen Ebola evolve from other viruses in the past 50 years. Same with HIV, which evolved from a different virus.

From the plant kingdom there's the monkey…

You mean the 7-2 Lions?

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