Did you also go to UMich?

I don't see it personally. I do like that you leave open the possibility of imagining things in blind rage. I feel you.

Low rent bad chin beard Michael Cera. FTGuy.

The beach is probably cleaner on Bunny Island.

If she did it in secret is it really exposed? :-o

Well, the who pursuit of happiness thing is in the Declaration of Independence, so I guess he gets a pass? But ... you know what? No, Cruz shall not pass. I’m gonna say that we’ve incorporated the Declaration into the 9th and 14th Amendments.

And Sanders too! #JustSaying

I hate to do this, but I’m doing it. You mean pure, unadulterated racism. If it were adulterated it wouldn’t be pure. Anyway, I’ll go back to my lonely life now.

Going to the March on Washington doesn’t buy you a lifetime pass on issues of race. The fact that Bernard equated Black with poverty and “the ghetto” is telling. He’s a liberal guy, I’ll admit it, but on issues of race, he consistently shifts to economics as if there is not a racial divide (partially) because of…

All in all that’s just another dick for the wall.

That sign couldn’t have been written in a less clear way. I’m running from zombies and I see “Don’t dead open inside” on a door ... I guess that this is the work of non-native speakers telling me to come inside to avoid death. Let’s go!

Yup. It was over 10 years ago so I guess the sting is gone now, but that was a fun dinner conversation at the time. Before the food even came out.

“I think you were just a distraction that I thought I could love until she took me back.”

What if they always put the toilet paper on the holder, but the flap faces the wrong direction EVERY TIME?

First off, I’m giving you max credit because I love your kinja name. Second, I really think telling is an important step if the cheated on is a person you value and want to be with for the long term. I’m mostly talking about sex or exchange of fluids, but getting drunk and fooling around is always something the other…

Pshht. Silent generation? My grandparents are in the Greatest and Lost Generations and I was born in 1983. (I did look up Lost Generation to confirm, drawing on my millennial internet power vs. my draw upon stored knowledge everyone else powers.) #OregonTrail&LOGOTurtle generation. ETA: #Q*BertGeneration

I assumed they meant the blockades or Sherman ... then I thought that it seemed they had no grasp of history whatsoever, given what people have said about the schools in these comments, and now I too do not know.

When are they changing the name to Bank of AMerrilLynch?

I was thinking maybe it should have been pandering to? After reading your comment, where perhaps the NFL is trying to sell women shit they don’t want, I think it could be seen as pandering at. Like talking at v. talking to.