That poster ... it's like they aren't sure where the character of Spock begins and Nimoy ends / what they are mad about w/r/t him. I spot a Zachary Quinto, an Uncle George, and Mr. Priceline in that mix as well. It's like a visual representation of the thoughts of one's senile grandpa mumbling "I don't know why, but…

That black haired lady has a beautiful white dress on, don't you think?

Just figured out why many white people have only that one black friend ... #whitefriendshipisdifferent

Cool story, but I'm wondering about the choice of the word "heck". Are you typing near your grandmother who has old school sensibilities?

Meadow got the car. So I guess that theory is bs ...

I'm just glad the Lions were at the Superbowl.

please explain what was meant by the amount of Krystal you ate and why that was necessarily pre your understanding of your own mortality. Who is this Krystal and why is her nether region so dangerous?

Eh. I'm not mad. For me it's like: fish gotta swim. Birds gotta fly. Suge Knight's the reason that some people die. It's just a hazard of being near Suge. But yeah, someone should help him. That's not what you're supposed to do.

Oh shit! Is that what they're for??? I was using them as tampons. Oh well, back to making dinner.

Late to the party, but WTF is that thing in front of Boehner? I would guess it's his Drama Queen Crown, but per custom, you should be wearing that at the SOTU.

It's one of these. Fell from the ceiling.

Too soon?

Every Lions fan ever: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯¯\_(ツ)_/¯¯\_(ツ)_/¯

The Lions Dallas game sure looks different from this angle. Horrible ref.

As a Lions fan, I've got to say that I just can't wait for tomorrow's episode of How The Lions-Dallas Game Calling Was A Clusterfuck but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Dallas moves on!

Too soon?

Aww. I was expecting blood. (I realize how f-ed up that sounds, and I'm sorry). Excellent story!

As someone who used to bear the proud last name of Watt, I approve of this pun. There's also that old chestnut of asking who the new QB is, answering Watt and getting the response "I said, who's the new QB" (Because it sounds like What). I used to answer the question, "what is your last name" with "Watt. W-A-T-T" as…

Timehop pics or it didn't happen.

We'll take him over here in Ann Arbor I guess ...