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As someone who used to bear the proud last name of Watt, I approve of this pun. There's also that old chestnut of asking who the new QB is, answering Watt and getting the response "I said, who's the new QB" (Because it sounds like What). I used to answer the question, "what is your last name" with "Watt. W-A-T-T" as

Timehop pics or it didn't happen.

We'll take him over here in Ann Arbor I guess ...

Nothing says distinctly Alaskan like cranberry relish on Thanksgiving.

Alternately entitled: Meanwhile in Minnesota

Up vote for historical reference pun.