Please provide your definition of a “major sport,” because, uh, basketball.

Isn’t that the title of a lesser-known Eugene O’Neill play?

Or maybe, just maybe, your expectations have been ramped up a lot because you loved his earlier stuff? 

And let’s not disregard the fact that the PSL itself is one of most odious things ever devised in the sports world.

What a couple of touch holes. 50 seconds! That’s how long they were prevented from pulling together their pieces. That’s a hill you want to die on?

Well, we’re commenting on it, so...

This screams like a “I don’t follow college basketball very closely” comment.

Mental illness?

I haven’t seen this, but am well aware of its critical acclaim and popularity. I have to admit, I saw the trailers months ago and thought it looked either terrible or, if not, it was a comedy — since Peele was involved. Not to say that it isn’t great, more that it’s very rare that I’ve ever seen a trailer where my…

Exactly. Should read that hopefully audiences will focus on smaller-budget films. I just checked, and Hollywood said that it’s okay with spending a few million dollars on a movie and zillions of people coming to see it. 

The moron that did this couldn’t type two sentences without giving himself up. Why would he single out Boston?

Is a comeback if the guy technically never played in the CFL?

Well, I think this question encompasses how a guy appears to be off the court, too. Seems to have mellowed in recent years, but from what I recall Laettner’s dickishness was reflected in some dealings with the media and others. Not entirely sure about Allen, although he actually seems like a nice enough guy out of…

Wow, he’s like the black Bobby Jones!

Well, don’t their teammates bear some responsibility in this?!

To be fair, I could give two shits about anywhere you’ve traveled. One of the more irritating developments of the last decade is making a love of travel a positive character attribute along the lines of sense of humor, kindness, etc.

Hey kids, have fun with your new coach who played running back for two seasons on the scout team at some Bible college in the Ozarks.

Married to a doctor, mom’s a nurse, I know a couple firefighters, and I’ve seen BJ & The Bear.

You just listed 7 jobs that aren’t nearly as strenuous as playing a professional sport year-round.

I guess we finally know the answer to the question of how much rope this guy needed to hang himself.