It’s missing some details though:

Out fighting the Kraken, the government keeps it a secret.

No need, the Navy’s stellar year in the news is plenty enough.

Disclaimer: 12 years Active Duty Navy service. So that’s (former) Petty Officer Dickhead to you.

If you have to have the company that made the car you own activate the car so you can drive it, you don’t really own the car.

Structural engineer here. The fact that this is the largest of the 3 (apparent) braces running across the short axis of the car to stiffen the frame rails tells me it has the most load on it (yes real engineering-ish). I’m having a hard time orienting the pictures with each other but regardless: corners are always the…

So I’m in Santa Clara County, CA, and we are struggling to recall the judge responsible for letting Brock here off with a very light sentence. I’m shocked by the resistance to recalling Judge Persky. He has a long history of letting criminals like Turner off with very light sentences because it might “ruin their…

Ironically, that girl’s burn is hot enough to melt steel beams.

I was on that flight. Here is my Verrit code:

Pretty much every single article I’ve ever read that whines about how “no one votes these days” completely fails to mention that this is the desired outcome of decades of legislation specifically designed to make voting inconvenient and expensive. Nope, it’s just those damn lazy Millennials!!!!

You missed the killer line:

Yeah, please fuck off forever. I’ve lived through catastrophic natural disasters. People need to eat and drink clean water. Christ, go jerk yourself off with Atlas Shrugged again, you wretched piece of shit.

Go directly to hell, you absolute nightmare of a person.

This is GoT, not Law and Order...

I mean, that’s literally what Mayweather does in every fight, it’s also what Ali did, he just did it in a more entertaining way.

Sounds exactly like Mayweather

I mean, you just described how Mayweather has always boxed.

It was dumb. It was predictable. It was clearly won by Mayweather.

$880k at -550 sure sounds like money laundering, no?