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Well, the dude showed entirely horrible sportsmanship by taunting after getting a cheap victory by spamming. I think teabagging was just the scapegoat they used to hammer the point in.

Over dramatic? They were laughing the whole time... didn’t seem like anybody was taking it very seriously.

Eh, it’s not the teabagging necessarily that makes me root for the streamer, it’s the arrogance. I hate arrogant gamers. Just enjoy the game, enjoy winning, there’s no reason to rub people’s noses in their defeat. Especially when you don’t demonstrate any significant skill in your victory (i.e. spamming the same combo…

Not only should you not taunt someone whose friend is way better than you, you shouldn’t taunt someone after cheesing your way to a victory. Spamming the same combo is not an indicator of skill.

Settling in for this post like the creeper I am.

you know jake from state farm?

Jalen’s been trying to have it both ways on this for years. He runs Webber down publicly whenever he can and then laments Webber’s refusal to be buddy-buddy with him. I’ve grown to like Rose a lot — chiefly because of his podcast — but he’s been a hypocrite about Webber all along.

For real? Chris Webber is one of the best young analysts in the game. In games he calls, he provides terrific insight. Rose has just gotten a big head over the past few from being on the Mothership so much...

This is nothing. Wait until Simmons goes to Turner and Webber becomes his new best friend.

Enough bickering. I think somebody needs a timeout.

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Conan was my first thought. I love Conan, but this is pretty much his schtick through and through.

Is that Bill Hader’s lesser-known (evil) twin?

Hmmm. Didn’t find it funny. Meh.

i also was thinking stroke until they fully turned gold

Am I having a stroke, or are her legs getting shinier and turning gold throughout the skit? Help?

Lolzzzzz! I thought of Conan And that weird cutting the strings to his hip thing he does.

“Baz Luhrmann’s musical remake of Blade Runner”