The attacker was able to flee the scene because everyone runs faster with a knife.

One of my favorites:

You know it’s bad when Kim is dressed the most church appropriate. Kanye needs to STAHP though.

There is a time and a place for crop tops. Church is not one of them.

The coast you live on doesn't actually alter the most fundamental belief in Christian theology. The Resurrection is far more profound than Christmas for true Christians. Even the ones who wear crop tops.

I mean neither are appropriate for church. If you can’t wear it to your office job, you shouldn’t wear it to church. It’s just disrespectful.

Or she could not show up to mass with her belly showing? Not hard to wear a t shirt.

North: Da fuq you wearing, Daddy?

I’m Catholic and I’m 125% positive I won’t not only be denied entry into my parish if I showed up in Kendall’s out, but potentially excommunicated y’all.

church of Kris Scientology

Actually Pharrell is 42 today. I know this cause he’s 1 day older than I am. Though I’m totally good with giving us one more year of being 41 because 42 is one year closer to being half a century old...

Swear the guys at Rockstar are just magnificent sons of bitches

Me @ the interior of this car

Thank you! The interior is the whole point of the car. It’s a place you should want to be. And by god it’s been a very long time since I’ve wanted to sit in a car as bad as I want to sit inside this one. Give me BLUE VELOUR. ALL OF THE BLUE VELOUR.

Hey Bentley...

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