Did any check under the orange box?

Who the fuck gives a shit?

Phrasing.

Like a trio of schoolchildren

I would just fix the broken windows and leave the rest alone as it has battle damage T2 Arnie look to it.

T U m****fucka!!!

This is peak Deadspin.

She'll get no sympathy from her roommate, the tiny violin player.

You're welcome.

Newt Gingrich: He's the guy you can go to when Bill Clinton says "naw man, that's too sleazy."

You dated Newt Gingrich?

Engine Damage Level: Mordor

Jesus, hands that big would even make Lana Kane uncomfortable...

I'm trying to can but I just can't...

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What happens if you don't change the oil on your Audi TT for 84,000 miles? Take a look.