Well played.

She used to have $1.4 million.

I was 95 percent sure my last boyfriend was real. Unfortunately, I was right.

Now, how on earth does someone so stupid even have 1.4 million to begin with? I am doing life wrong.

I'm guessing "someone like this" means "someone this fucking stupid"

"He calls me his flower," Sarah says. "He asks 'has she been watered today?'"

"He calls me his flower," Sarah says. "He asks 'has she been watered today?'"

Still a better love story than Twilight.

If she has $1.4m to give away I'm not worried about her. If she didn't have it, she wouldn't be a dumb sucker.

She probably also thinks that goddamned dress is White and Gold.

Check engine light

He's my neighbor and he is lovely

What the everloving fuck is happening here

She voiced a character in Big Hero 6, which is nominated for Best Animated Feature Film tonight. Surprising turn for someone who started out on The Real World, to be sure.

She was on Real World San Diego. I have no idea how she got here.

Jamie Chung in Yanina Couture. I love it.

Bartha: Maybe you and I and Bradley could get together and do something.

Too bad for Harry. Just missed the opportunity to get himself into a relationship with English royalty.

She is totally referring to the news that Benicio Del Torro is only 48. Take heart. Tell us more about Harry and his future bride.