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And Oprah

Scientology tracks down people who bad mouth and will try to intimidate them in any way possible. They look down on forms of modern medicine, and that has costed many "members" their lives. They also shun people who leave the church, making it so these people can't contact their families anymore (usually still in the

I watched this live and before they replayed the fight they showed #12 on the sideline with a very bloody face. He was running around throwing sucker punches on people and he eventually got caught worse than anyone else on the field. Karma is indeed a bitch.

Whoah. Brigham Young doesn't play for Brigham Young University? That's the outrage here.

Yeah, no, some things are just so completely ridiculous as to be perfectly warranted of public ridicule. If an organization went around claiming the earth was flat or the moon was made of cheese, the response would not be "well, you have the right to your own beliefs on things", it would be well-deserved mockery.

Skip Scientology, join the Church of Pay My Mortgage. We offer salvation for the low, low price of $1,140 per month - bonus upgrade to super salvation if you take on at least one utility bill as well.

I'm sure Tom Cruise has already written to Goodell about it.

This is what actually killed Xenu

Countdown until Goodell makes the Clearsound Listening System the only NFL-approved warm-up audio player.

The only way this book could possibly be useful is if you made hats from the actual pages.

Three breathtaking colors.

Apart from children raised in a Scientology household (shudder), I really don't know how anyone is dumb enough to get suckered into a scam that is this transparently inane and phony.

someone at Gizmodo please buy an E-meter, tear it down and post the findings.

Five figures just for the literature? I'm reading that correctly, right?

This reminds me exactly of Uncle Rico's time machine

Scientology: Religion as conceived by The Onion.

That's nonsense. Name one cartoon where the characters fucked each other to death.