I believe you mean the "TOP-OF-THE-LEAGUE-FUCKING-GUNNERS"

Maybe keep scrolling down?

the answer is in fact c) guilty about how badly you talked about him last season.

Full video

He must have been smoking marijuana because he lives in Colorado and marijuana is legal there.

Pretty sure his ass got fired.

Womp Womp...Thanks for showing up Mr. WetBlanket

Here ya go. Not recommended for use in turbulence.

I was going to take this toilet's virginity with a fury and savagery that was an abomination to its delicate craftsmanship and quality.

Sorry. I'm really sorry.

Did you close the deal?

We lost the account because of you. WHY DID YOU SABOTAGE THE TRIP???

So they could advertise the plane as being able to seat X passengers.

Only one way to recover from this, you have to own it... "CORN? When was the last time I ate CORN???"

Not sure I've ever laughed so hard at an article on this site. Too bad it had to be while I was at work —__—

Holy crap, that's some funny shit.

I know it's immature but I'm dying laughing right now.

As a guy who suffers from IBS, and spends lots of time in airplanes, this is like my worst nightmare.

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED!