Those who don’t merge like a zipper are basically pubes in the way

Oh wow... there’s still some of you guys around?

Yeah, so smarm me would once have just said the answer was easy, just don’t ever give them one.

I'm no expert on comics, but I doubt that Marvel's Punisher appears in many DC Comics

But..... But..... how do you even have leftover fries to begin with?

At risk of mansplaining right back at you, please open google maps and search for directions from your current location to “the point”

A couple of weeks ago I received a resume for a job, with the headline “Experienced Proof-Reader” and main thrust being that this person was an skilled proof-reader.

Right, so one of the few games where the goal is to get killed horribly?

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It’s the Simpsons. These episodes have been playing on autoloop on various TV networks for the last 30 years.

For work travel, I always allow time for one incident on the motorway to the airport snarling up traffic (normally doubles the travel time). But being cautious by nature, that has meant I’ve made it even when there have been more than one incident. (Albeit once - after an excessively slow commute - I only made it onto…

He didn’t heed a certain call?

Objection overruled

Well, I for one am glad that it was all a false alarm, and that there is in fact no racism in America after all.

I used to work as a phlebotomist (going around the hospital taking blood samples for testing.) 2-3 times a day we’d get the “here come the vampires” line.

Thanks for the article and insight Lauren.

Interesting picture of him there - that dude is struggling to poop

My partner would prefer that you kept your hands off my low hanging fruit. Sorry to disappoint

“Oh my, that is a Whopper, isn’t it?” 

The wall also made it impossible to access Monument One...