The Mr. Monopoly In Jail figure looks to be based on the Get Out Of Jail Free Chance card.

The Mr. Monopoly In Jail figure looks to be based on the Get Out Of Jail Free Chance card.

“Patriot Park, a military theme park...”

Personally I’m one of those few freaks that genuinely believes in voting for whomever will do the best job at protecting all of our rights regardless of party.

I haven’t been to a place featuring wax dummies since I visited the London Dungeon as a wee lad, I had no idea there was such a range in quality. Some of those are fucking hideous, but then the other ones don’t look like Trump at all.

1. Subaru keeps making the WRX/STi on the previous generation Impreza platform. It used to be congruent with the Impreza.

I really kind of love this.

No, I want bland rectangles as my harbingers of creative content. Get out of here with this uniquely shaped oddity. 

I have a feeling what Trump is calling “prepay” is actually a loss carryforward, but that would require him to acknowledge his string of epic business failures, so his team has rephrased as a prepayment using the broadest possible definition of that term.

Neutral: I would mandate the following: All OEMs must meet strict quotas of cars with actual colors. 27% of all vehicle sales must be electric blue, lime green, or a very vivid yellow or face penalties ranging from 2 years of being forced to drive a ‘78 Mustang II with a slush box, up to being required to lay naked,…

Yeah, that fly generated a lot of buzz

Crackpot theory time: the Netflix show ‘Space Force’ was deliberately made to be utterly awful so that the association with those words would be too terrible for the real Space Force to ever be taken seriously, leading to it getting shelved forever.

The windshield has to be the right amount of wet. If I sense any amount of dry wiper on dry windshield friction, it drives me nuts. 

Just here to say, Slime Climb as round 2 with like 40 people is bullshit.

hey just wanted to say i love you jason and also, subsequently, fuck the haters·

i updated my bookmark to jalopnik.com/latest

My wife just throws me down a hill.

I just wish (faint hope?) that they will go back to not having the characters use actual talking in the cutscenes. Maybe it’s a small thing, but I thought it was more charming and humorous when they just mumbled incoherently, and they used physical/visual humour to get the ideas across.

You just rebooted Twins!

I like the idea of “Netflix and piracy” as an alternative to “Netflix and chill”

And I heard him exclaim,