Not easy to get a venereal disease on a treadmill.

And all the voice actors have to be at LEAST tipsy if not just full-blown blackout drunk when recording.

Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa. The fuck is the jab at Samurai Pizza Cats in there for?

I spend the last hour of my day at work going through my feed "unfollowing" people and blocking links to shitty Websites. The only problem with that is Facebook only sometimes blocks these things. That is why I still see TimeHop posts even though I have blocked it numerous times.

Wasn't any good yesterday when all of those old high school friends you try to ignore on facebook posted it; still not good today.

Correction: Scud: the Disposable Assassin's Rob Schrab will Direct the Lego Movie Sequel

Yeah. I don't know if I'd try to make a horror-comedy until after we see how Ryan Murphy constructs the genre.

Other inspirations include…. *Paul Feig flips through Entertainment Weekly's "Hot or Not" section*

"Man, that guy's got a small face!'

Oh, I have faith that Linklater would be able to produce something worth watching; I'd just rather him explore new stories. I did end up liking "Boyhood", but at the same time I did find it a bit gimmicky as well. I just hope he utilizes the extra clout his nomination affords him to explore new directions.

But we already have the Up series.

But is it better than the Langley Schools Music Project?

Fair enough. They have put together a very good promotion down there and it is good to see a lot of strong indie dudes show up and do well.

I think he might get a bit too much credit for NXT. I am pretty sure there are other dudes pulling much more of that booking/creative weight.

Good to hear people are still producing tracks with the Hammerhead Rhythm Station freeware from 1998.

RIP RIG + PANIC's three albums are also worth checking out if you haven't already. It is Gareth and Bruce working with a very young Neneh Cherry and sounds pretty much like the Pop Group if they had gone more jazz instead of dub.

He has just been stock piling Cosby article templates so that all he has to do is plug in a few names of victims and ta-da work day is o-veeerr.

Hey everyone. I am looking to create a script for a new female character that was a Navy seal and is now working in Hawaii as a private detective with a penchant for flowery shirts. This is a 100% original character. Please submit your script ideas to thenextmagnumpi.com.

You realize their Website is called "thenextmacgyver.com" and nothing in the article implies that they are looking for anything but "the next MacGyver."

I just think that simply gender swapping the roles is going to always make the female character connected to the original male character. That seems counterproductive to the point of trying to be a form of empowerment, especially when there is a better opportunity to create a character from scratch that can define…