sounds like my early twenties, except with massive mood swings instead of hallucinations. except when i was on hallucinogens.

i’m declaring myself Beth Elderkin

millenials are 22-37

i love Entraptra too

orrrr.... he actually IS Peter Thiel

i think every account is Tomato. am i Tomato? oh shit

i guess you’re trolling, but no one on earth is called a “Democrat Socialist”

Pamela said it best:

yeah, that was awwwful

if all the ukeleles that exist were destroyed, the world would be a better place.

you too!

fuck you

you had nothing on this girl who drinks 30 dang cans a day!

hell, even water will do a number on a dead mouse. not pretty.

okay it MUST be a troll

close enough eh

comments like this make me miss twitter. a bit.

i mean, it’s kind of funny but i do have a fever

exactly! “but look at this newspaper article! war is the only way to SAVE LIVES”