sounds like rockabilly!

i mean, do you guys really want to invade every country whose leader uses its “own military to kill or wrongfully imprison his political opponents or civilians who called for his ouster?” that might take a while.

but... why?

i don’t even know any more man

i like the Pauly Shore Miller better

i think i have to give up people using that phrase correctly. and people spelling all right “alright.” it’s over.

he’s 12 lady! i don’t think he can move to another country.

i hate you... so i hate a white person, yes

geez, you’re a sensitive soul aren’t you? this isn’t hurting anyone.

maybe don’t spend so much time on facebook

i just shovelled snow for the lady across the street who has post-polio syndrome. no need to ask her about he opinions on vaccinations...

i really don’t understand trolls

im in love with mary jaaane

i did and i genuinely feel much better. of course reading Gizmodo Group shit is also pretty fucking depressing

socialism: when everyone in the country votes on whether almond milk and prayer mats are allowed to exist

ah jaysus. i’m so curious about his life. i’m picturing like a wall of monitors set up in a dark room, each with a different burner, typing comments like crazy like a hacker in a 90s movie

stick to sauces, Bechamel

my mum had measles and mumps and some friends had polio, so she WANTED ME TO NOT GET THEM. jesus Darla.

the 1 star reviews of her book are pretty fun

can i get ur autograph