jeez dude, i don’t have kids (and never will) but just because your kids are easy to deal with doesn’t mean everyone’s are

holy shit

he does that Random Capitals thing old guys do.

i miss 500 days of Kristen

Just read his Twitter. So disappointed. I don’t want to just reject someone because of their politics, but retweeting Prison Planet? Yeesh. There’s politics, and then there’s being an asshole.

Oh man, fuck. His videos are hilarious. Dang it.

That shit is scary.

It’s funny because it’s horrible. It’s like why people think shock-jocks are funny. Because they’re saying awful things.

Al Jazeera is really good! They’re probably already keeping an eye on you if you post anti-Trump stuff.

Truuuuuue.

If you’re in Canada (like me) you probably don’t need to worry about nuclear annhilation. Maybe economic collapse. I’m not helping, am I? Well, off to my psychiatrist.

Good choices! I’ve watched all the JonTrons over and over. Also, BrutalMoose and SpaceHamster.

Careful with that stuff! It has horrible withdrawals, and stops working if you take it every day. I wish I could take it every day, though, so I feel you. Luckily, I have trazodone to make me sleep.

I’ve tried but it’s like a car wreck; I have to look. It’s not going well.

This poisonous caterpillar has better hair than the president.

you tell em

The west coast is nice! No colder than the northeast US; much warmer, actually.

Straight vodka in that mug.

Good luck with that. Maybe if everyone had birth control, it might help.

Oh god, that sounds so believable.