Only ironically.

I live with my mum and drink too much.

Those dollar store glasses are way sturdier than the expensive ones!

I’d love to see the faces of the people putting the floor in when they learn they’re installing crystals, too.

I just came.

oh you!

Holy shit! That’s disturbing.

While I’m not opposed to any (ANY) form of abortion, a fetus is alive. Not so sure about a zygote, but I think so. However, just because something is alive doesn’t mean we have to let it grow inside of us. Tapeworms are alive. And look quite a bit like a 6 week old fetus/zygote/whatever.

Yeah, mine was free, after I got my free abortion. Cause it’s almost like birth control prevents the need for more abortion. WE’RE SO FUCKING LUCKY.

She has one slightly wonky eye, presumably due to botox, and her drag eyeliner really highlights it.

And when The Hopeful Optimist is panicking, that’s a bad sign.

Oligarh?

OH SHIT

The footage really wasn’t that bad. The set was covered in people who immediately went to get the dog when it went under water. Milo and Otis, it is not.

Oh dear. Mattered most?

ikr?

Scootch!

We should encourage everyone, but we can’t encourage everyone at once.