goldensloth
baby godzilla
goldensloth

If you’re in Canada (like me) you probably don’t need to worry about nuclear annhilation. Maybe economic collapse. I’m not helping, am I? Well, off to my psychiatrist.

Good choices! I’ve watched all the JonTrons over and over. Also, BrutalMoose and SpaceHamster.

Careful with that stuff! It has horrible withdrawals, and stops working if you take it every day. I wish I could take it every day, though, so I feel you. Luckily, I have trazodone to make me sleep.

I’ve tried but it’s like a car wreck; I have to look. It’s not going well.

This poisonous caterpillar has better hair than the president.

you tell em

The west coast is nice! No colder than the northeast US; much warmer, actually.

Straight vodka in that mug.

Good luck with that. Maybe if everyone had birth control, it might help.

Oh god, that sounds so believable.

Only ironically.

I live with my mum and drink too much.

Those dollar store glasses are way sturdier than the expensive ones!

I’d love to see the faces of the people putting the floor in when they learn they’re installing crystals, too.

I just came.

oh you!

Holy shit! That’s disturbing.

While I’m not opposed to any (ANY) form of abortion, a fetus is alive. Not so sure about a zygote, but I think so. However, just because something is alive doesn’t mean we have to let it grow inside of us. Tapeworms are alive. And look quite a bit like a 6 week old fetus/zygote/whatever.

Yeah, mine was free, after I got my free abortion. Cause it’s almost like birth control prevents the need for more abortion. WE’RE SO FUCKING LUCKY.