She has one slightly wonky eye, presumably due to botox, and her drag eyeliner really highlights it.

And when The Hopeful Optimist is panicking, that’s a bad sign.

Oligarh?

OH SHIT

The footage really wasn’t that bad. The set was covered in people who immediately went to get the dog when it went under water. Milo and Otis, it is not.

Oh dear. Mattered most?

ikr?

Scootch!

We should encourage everyone, but we can’t encourage everyone at once.

EEEEEEEEEEEEEK, YESSSS

Yeesh. At least the heroes aren’t the Nazis...

No but seriously, I don’t know who that is. No one tell me.

I was at the march in Vancouver, about 15,000 people, from what I hear. One boy, about 10, had a hand-drawn sign of Trump being flushed down a toilet. It said “Trump’s going down the crapper.” Amazing.

Just keeping thinking that every day. I’m so glad I didn’t manage to kill myself when I tried. Life can be awesome, even though it’s shitty sometimes.

Just keeping thinking that every day. I’m so glad I didn’t manage to kill myself when I tried. Life can be awesome, even though it’s shitty sometimes.

That’s amazing!

That movie is so good! I wasn’t expecting it, but I laughed my ass off.

Yup. Mmmmm.

Yeah, I loathe Trump and I started drinking way too early today, but I can’t bring myself to dislike Melania. She’s just a smarter-than-average trophy wife, and it seems like she hardly spends any time with Trump. She didn’t sign up for this First Lady bullshit.