You BASTARD.

Just buy that shitty store fruitcake with the dyed rutabaga chunks. Real fruitcake is really expensive to make!

Every time I see his picture, I want to vomit.

Yeah, did he just have all that lingerie and women’s clothing lying around? I don’t see him as the marryin’ kind. But who am I to judge? (I am me, judging.)

And whatever!

I thought the new pose was more risque, and fit the character better.

Lucky!

That’s horrifying. Sounds like Quiverfull, like the Duggars.

I was just telling my friend about that, and he didn’t believe me!

Yikes. I know it’s hard, but he’s manipulating your emotions. In my experience, dudes who say they’re in love with you right away never turn out well. What a piece of work! I’m not for monogamy, but I’m not for lying or cheating either. If he’ll lie to his wife, he’ll lie to you.

I’ve had my Mirena almost 2 years and it’s fucking awesome. No other form of birth control is close. It almost got rid of periods for me! I can’t get knocked up! And I’m on disabilty and Canadian so it was freeeeeeeee! I assume not everyone has been so pleased with it, but when it’s 5 years are up, I’m getting another…

I recommend all of them, except the Woody Allen and Jaws ones.

One down....

Yeah, but he doesn’t raise him! That’s wimmin’s work!

BAM!

I think I love you.

Sounds like the bucket of pills was doing the trick for her! We can all learn something from that lady.

I wouldn’t hate that. Or:

Midriff shirts are back on girls and gay guys. :(

I’m 30 and I still tie them like that. But I’m very immature!