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Oh hell yes!

He wasn’t taking em, anyway.

Thank you for this.

That one was funnier.

After the divorce! Amiright?

Men can be be mansplained to! #equality

Sources?

Oh, Mr. Hugecock! [blushes]

Why wouldn’t you want to go to that?! Weenie dog in a party hat!

Mathematics is plural! :P

I forgot about that movie! Good shit.

I imagine I do look terrible. Counterpoint: I feel awesome.

He’s probably paying her!

Probably depends on the titration of his medications, and how hungover he is.

Wheresoever there is a troll account, I will be there to google their screenname.

I do like this account better than the “ma girl Hillz is a woke bae” one.

You don’t have any baby boomer relatives? I’m 30 and my mum was born in 1952.