Then I’m a big ol’ slut. But I knew that!

It sounds like a matzo-themed supervillainess.

Yeah, I don’t really know my accents!

Aw, I’m sorry for being an internet dick. We can all agree it is delicious.

Laaaame.

You must be from the east coast, if you pronounce it “matzarella.” New York or Boston, maybe?

That was beautiful.

Nah, they just keep opening and closing, and playing that little xylophone song.

Japanese ads are the best ads.

Oh, was THAT the joke? Hmm. Still don’t think I get it.

David Icke is the crazy guy who says stuff like that. Well, one of them.

Eeeeyup.

Yes m’lord.

I imagine it’s because people refer to explosives as “live” if they have the potential to explode?

NOW I’M RADIOACTIVE! THAT CAN’T BE GOOD!

Awwwwww.

He seemed suspiciously gay for Fox News in Chattanooga.

With this game, I did watch a Let’s Play of it, but only because it was by Jacksepticeye, and he’s great. I wouldn’t have bought it anyway. I’m not just saying that. A game about a small child dying of cancer, with a Jesus motif, is not something I’d spend money on.

I have killer email anxiety. Luckily I’m unemployed so I never get any important emails. Even worse about job interviews! Your cosplay sounds sweet, post a pic here if you feel like it! And purple hair all the way. Mine is pink and I love it.

Now you mention it...