Once I had vulvar vestibulitis (painful vaginal spasms, basically), and an old guy doctor told me that “lady doctors are always overdiagnosing it” and if I would just do everything he said, he’d fix my brain problems. I left in a hurry, to a nice lady doctor who got me the proper physio. And I’m Canadian, and didn’t…

Okay, sound good!

I’M THIRTY-NINE!!!

Patsy has been my hero since high school. I have been succeeding in becoming her, perhaps too well. But I’m fucking fabulous.

It’s fabulous, Eddie.

Because he’s insane?

And extremely noisy. And they wake you up in the night. Booo.

That’s what I thought of, per se!

That’s pretty rape-y. If the author doesn’t want to call it rape, then I get that. I’ve had experiences kind of like this, like, just get it over with. I wouldn’t call them rape. But it’s not exactly consenting either.

This is FUCKED! Isn’t this a pretty common name?

That scared the shit out of me! Lucky my hair is pink.

I actually bought a bunch of stuff, but for really cheap: HuniePop, Sakura Fantasy, NekoPara Vol. 0, Awe, Amnesia: Memories. (No shame!) Their new sale system totally worked on me. Although I only spent about $20, and I made at least $6 from selling cards. And I’ve still got $2.10 left.

Is this sarcasm?

Well, it’s a JG Ballard novel. They’re all fucked up. (In a good way.)

Awww, cute!

Thank you for using “bald-faced.”

I bet they’re not even giving her her Xanax! Those monsters.

I managed to spill a whole bowl of curry on my partly white bedspread last week (and on the carpet and the fucking walls!). It’s pretty wrecked. I had been drinking excessively. Fuck white cloth.

I think your hair looks amazing!

Awww, I liked it! I thought it was mocking tech bros. The guy characters are smart, but also very stupid. They treat the robots like women-objects in a very disturbing way, yes. But that shows how weird their way of thinking is.